SPY KIDS 4?!
The lesbian and I were up late into the night discussing… yes it is real…
SPY KIDS 4!
Considering she loves it because she thinks Alexa Vega is HAWT and I love it because I love to run around (and pretend I’m a spy), sounds like this will be a lesbionic excursion.
Also… that movie? Machete? Like Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan? SPY KIDS MOTHERFUCKIN SPINOFF!
Ok, sorry this post was lacking in the lesbian department.
SPY KIDS 4
The Lesbian Parenting Experience
The lesbian and I are having children…
WHAT?
Gotcha didn’t I? No, unfortunately I am still straight and she is still in her lovely lez-tastic relationship, HOWEVER we are having children. To stay that is. And I suppose they aren’t actually children since they are high school seniors considering coming to our school…
But regardless, we are going to be in charge of children… LEZ O MATIC
Updates tomorrow!
What A Lesbian
I think I should go to class like this:
Just sayin’
Look at her all lezzied up for the night.
The Lesbian Haircut Experience 2: This Time I Was Only A Spectator
So as you have seen, the lesbian decided to dye the tips of her hair invisible, aka chop it all off. Unfortunately my talents (although they are clearly vast) were too few for this task, so I left her in the good hands of Asian McChina at the local luxury barbershop, “Best Scissors Cuts.”
I was not present for the removing of the hair, however I presume that she waltzed in, presented Ms No-Speak-English with a picture of a little boy or a page ripped out of “Lesbian Today” and pointed at her head. All of the circumstances were present for the crazy disaster haircut of a lifetime… … … … …
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but then nothing happened. The haircut went fine, the lesbian looks more lesbionic… and I completely thought she was a boy when I first saw her.
The lesbian all dressed up and ready to party like it’s Mardi Gras!
But actually… she is going to a Mardi Gras party.
Lookin dapper as hell!
feeling rather manly tonight
THE LESBIAN GOT A HAIR CUT!!!!
Like.. a serious hair CUT.
Her lesbian points just increased by 600!
Slash also she can easily pass for a boy. Like… more so.
HAIRCUT!
OK, this is totally non lesbian related… but I could not resist. Favorite scene, favorite movie, favorite man. Heath Ledger is the love of my life and is one of the biggest losses to the world to date.
Story of my roommate’s life.
Also, I have learned the hard way to never google anything with the word “lesbian” in it without safesearch on… oh my.
I think the lesbian makes this her daily mantra. Perchance I will frame it and place it above her bed as a surprise.
Yup pretty much describes my roommate. If she were to wear crocs and overalls that is…
Oh what a lesbian!
